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Once again terror struck Glen Lachart on Tuesday, when the
legendary giant cow of Cair Duine attacked a local man, leaving him
stunned and disfigured.
John MacGregor (37) was returning from
laying a carpet for his wife's younger sister Agnes (22) late on
Tuesday evening, when he decided to take a shortcut home across the
boglands which surround many parts of the village.
As he
carefully made his way across the soggy marshland, "an enormous shadow"
passed over him, causing him to start. When John turned round he found
himself standing before the giant bovine.
"It
was huge!" a still shaken John told us, "It must've been bigger than a
house, with great big horns the size of cabers. It was easily the
biggest cow I've ever seen."
Added John: " And I've seen a few big cows in my time."
Before John had a chance to move, the cow attacked, scarring him with its pointy horns before disappearing into the night.
What the cow may look like John's
wife, Peggy, was in bed when her husband returned home, and didn't find
out about the cow attack until he had undressed to join her.
"I
noticed the big scratches on John as soon as he took his shirt off,"
Peggy recalled, "dozens of them there were right down his back, along
with the carpet burns he must've gotten while laying Aggie's carpet.
And what looked like three big whip marks."
"I asked him where
he got them from," continued Peggy, "which is when he told me about the
Cair Duine cow attacking him, scratching him with those big horns and
whipping him with it's big, cow tail!"
"I'll be making sure he takes the long way round when he makes his next twice-weekly visit to help Aggie put in her lightbulbs."
Despite
there being no real evidence to support the existence of the Cair Duine
Cow - so named after the golf course on which it made it's first
documented appearance - John's encounter is just one of many which have
baffled villagers and cow experts alike.
The Glen Lachart Star
approached Veterinarian and Cow Expert Dr Richard Heuston PhD for his
opinion on the giant cow, but he wasn't in.
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