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Who are the Naked Scottish Weather Girls? |
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Glen Lachart's famous Naked Weather Girls - known locally as The Munro
Triplets - are meteorologists Maggie, Madeline and Maureen, whose
uncannily sensitive bodies are the only tools they require in order to
accurately predict the weather.
Thanks to their gifts, the triplets are able to forecast weather
patterns up to seven days in advance simply by stripping naked and
stepping outside.
Maggie Munro Atop Ben Lachart. Or Maureen. Maybe Madeline. One of them anyway
Maggie's left breast, for example, can detect temperature changes of as
little as one hundredth of a degree, while Maureen's right nipple is
able to anticipate future wind direction and speed simply by analyzing
the current breezes playing across it. In a similar vein,
youngest triplet Madeline's buttocks glow red when rain is approaching,
and often uses this ability to let villagers know they should bring
their washing in off the line.
Despite a brief spell in prison for indecent exposure when the Glen
Lachart Police Department was temporarily take over by a German
dominatrix named Helga (forcing 72 year old farmer Hector Young to take
their place) the naked Munro girls continue to get down to the bare
essentials in the name of weather predicting.
Munros, we salute you!
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